User:Breisleach

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breisleach is completely harmless. Really.

breisleach stays crunchy even in milk~

breisleach is the Swahili word for "pancakes".

breisleach can slay vampires with a single glance.

breisleach is best served over easy with a side of bacon.

breisleach once tickled Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel into submission at the same time.

breisleach attracts kitties like a magnet attracts iron.

breisleach is incredibly cute, no matter how strongly she denies it.

breisleach doubles as a convenient paperweight!

breisleach comes with a full lifetime warranty.

breisleach will not dissolve in water.

breisleach orbits at least ten degrees above the ecliptic.

breisleach has a five-star safety rating.

breisleach once made a 30 Minute Meal out of Rachael Ray.

breisleach can juggle nine babies while simultaneously cooking a dinner for twenty and arm-wrestling Godzilla into submission.

breisleach is a riddle wrapped up in a mystery inside an enigma.


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