User:Breisleach

breisleach is completely harmless. Really.

breisleach stays crunchy even in milk~

breisleach is the Swahili word for "pancakes".

breisleach can slay vampires with a single glance.

breisleach is best served over easy with a side of bacon.

breisleach once tickled Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel into submission at the same time.

breisleach attracts kitties like a magnet attracts iron.

breisleach is incredibly cute, no matter how strongly she denies it.

breisleach doubles as a convenient paperweight!

breisleach comes with a full lifetime warranty.

breisleach will not dissolve in water.

breisleach orbits at least ten degrees above the ecliptic.

breisleach has a five-star safety rating.

breisleach once made a 30 Minute Meal out of Rachael Ray.

breisleach can juggle nine babies while simultaneously cooking a dinner for twenty and arm-wrestling Godzilla into submission.

breisleach is a riddle wrapped up in a mystery inside an enigma.

TV Tropes

Belated Backstory - When the player first started MUSHing, she had little experience with RP. Thusly, the actual character solidization didn't occur til around 2004 or so.
Blood Brothers - breisleach and Merin
The Chains of Commanding
Character Tics - Ears perked up/laid back, rubbing the bridge of the nose, fussing with her hair
Does Not Like Spam - Mushrooms
Forgets to Eat
Immortality Begins at Twenty
More Than Meets the Eye - Of course, that depends on who you are and how you met her.
Weapon of Choice - breisleach prefers to hunt with a spear, rather than a bow and arrow or 'modern' weapons.
BBW - breisleach is on the curvy and plump end of things and quite deliberately so.