User:Breisleach

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breisleach is completely harmless. Really.

breisleach stays crunchy even in milk~

breisleach is the Swahili word for "pancakes".

breisleach can slay vampires with a single glance.

breisleach is best served over easy with a side of bacon.

breisleach once tickled Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel into submission at the same time.

breisleach attracts kitties like a magnet attracts iron.

breisleach is incredibly cute, no matter how strongly she denies it.

breisleach doubles as a convenient paperweight!

breisleach comes with a full lifetime warranty.

breisleach will not dissolve in water.

breisleach orbits at least ten degrees above the ecliptic.

breisleach has a five-star safety rating.

breisleach once made a 30 Minute Meal out of Rachael Ray.

breisleach can juggle nine babies while simultaneously cooking a dinner for twenty and arm-wrestling Godzilla into submission.

breisleach is a riddle wrapped up in a mystery inside an enigma.

breisleach should never be handled without safety gloves.


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breisleach

(Can you tell breis has been in play longer than my other alts? >.>;)

Morrigan

  • Eyes of Gold
  • Color Coded Patrician - Even if her clothes are worn down now, Morrigan wears red because she's familiar with it's use as a badge of status. She's of relative authority herself, in her own mind, although in practicality...
  • Older Than They Look - Morrigan seems about 16; developmentally, that's accurate, although her age awake is closer to 30. Start adding in all the time in spent as, effectively, a Human Popsicle and it... starts getting even more skewed.
  • Only One Name
  • The Fair Folk - Morrigan is one, and of one of the very old sorts. Very, very old.
  • Fish Out of Temporal Water - See above. :3

Madeline

Ahe'ssta

  • Red Eyes Take Warning - While, technically, Ahe'ssta's eyes are a dark claret, frankly, reading them is red is probably safest.
  • Because Destiny Says So - Most of her life, truthfully, seems to have herded her to a particular point, now past. She's kinda annoyed about that most of the time.
  • Teleporters and Transporters - Having started as a D&D psion specializing in teleportation, Ahe still has a definite gift for it, although her powers have branched a bit more broadly into Telepathy flavors.
  • Asexuality - By and large, while Ahe'ssta has had a few relationships in her past, she's utterly and totally uninterested in the idea.
  • Hates Being Touched - Yeaaaaaah.
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